Monday, June 17, 2013

Project: Growth Chart Ruler

Finally, on to the next project! This one was a team-effort. Matt was away for work for a couple of days and I had to pick him up at the airport on Friday. So, I planned a visit to my friend Melissa on Thursday to work on projects and stay over, saving me from having to get up quite so early on Friday since she lives closer to the airport. We planned ahead and bought and stained the boards for the growth chart rulers we both wanted to make so we could work on the project together. This project can be as cheap or expensive as you make it, basically, and it is really, really easy.

I don't have pictures of my board before I stained it, but Melissa is better at taking pictures of every step of her project process, so whenever she blogs about her side of the project, you can see her board before, I'm guessing. Anyway, I decided to go for a poplar board from Lowe's. I chose this board, and effectively made my project more expensive than it necessarily needed to be, because my experiences with the "cheap" boards (between $5 and $8) seem to always end with slightly (or extremely) warped or beat up boards. Melissa, however, was able to find a really good knotty pine board for about $6 or $7, she said, so I was a little jealous. She must have really taken her time to pick out the least warped one - or maybe Home Depot has a better cheap board selection. However, since the board was the main cost of the project, I didn't feel too bad that my 6' poplar was $16 ... it was still way cheaper than some of these "professionally" made rulers for sale online. But I probably could have found a decent one for less if I really wanted. I also bought red oak stain in a little pint tin for about $5. So, my project came to about $20.

First, sand and stain the ruler. I am a lazy sander so I just did a slight sanding, and my board is still a little rough to touch, but I don't plan on anyone rubbing their hands over it much, so I'm not too worried. I will say that Melissa's board was amazingly smooth, thanks to her husband. I think if Matt had been around he would have done the perfectionist thing and sanded my board nice for me, too. I stained one coat on each side and then did one thin coat of polyurethane on each side. I was not sure if I really needed that, but wanted to give it a little extra protection. I did this a few days before, of course. After it was all dry, I took the board to my co-crafter's house and we got to work.



You can use a tape measure to mark each inch. I made a slightly longer mark at each foot mark. What I suggest doing for the growth chart is to start the board at 6 inches. This way, you can hang the board up and it will give you a little room over 6' with just a 6' board. You could also buy a longer board and let it just sit on the floor, but for Matt and I, 6' 6" is more than we should need for our kids and I wanted to hang the ruler. This means the first foot mark will only be six inches up from the bottom of the board, and you'll want to make sure to hang it six inches from the floor. 


I used a Sharpie to mark and color my lines and I think it worked fine. Melissa used a paintbrush, which was a little more tedious to control but also looked good. The picture above is just an example of my first marks. I then went back to thicken and lengthen the lines. 


Break for a delicious dinner of grilled chicken and zuccinni and chips. Thanks guys!


Back to work. You can see I've now got all the lines marked and drawn to the lengths I wanted. I borrowed Melissa's stick-on numbers and traced them then colored with Sharpie. There's Melissa, working away.



And finally, the two finished products. A really easy DIY project. Now all I need to do is attach something to the back to hang it. I am planning to nail in one of those self-leveling hangers with the little teeth at exactly 5' 6" on the back of the board (which will not align with  the mark for 5' 6" on the front of the board, but would align with 6'). This way when I hang it, I can measure to an even 6' off the floor and the board should then hang so that the numbers are correct. I plan to measure Matt and I on the board since we are now at the tallest we'll ever be (no, Wyatt, I'm not going to mark if we shrink, but I'll be able to look back at least and say, "Well, I was once over 5'...") and then someday we'll measure our children's heights each year. I'm excited to get another project down in the midst of school! As Melissa said, I'll have to focus on the quick and simple ones for a little while.

Some Recent Adventures: June 2013

Here is a quick run-down of some exciting adventures we've been having this summer, in case you were interested:

This summer has been the summer of instruments. At a couple different auctions and a "garage" sale, we've bought: a violin, an oboe, a saxophone (which we later sold to another auction-goer who said he was really interested in it), and this GORGEOUS organ. The organ is probably the "best buy" considering its size, the shape it is in (it works - only one pedal strap is broken we think, so we're hoping to get that checked out, and a couple stops don't work, but it is playable), and the price, $80. Matt is loving it and is learning to play tons of video game music on it.

The garage and driveway were repoured. I didn't think to take before picture of the garage, which was the worst part. It had a split down the middle that left one side about an inch higher than the other, and both sides slanted downward. The driveway was also bad near the road and several days a week my car would bottom-out on it.

It is SO beautiful now.
I probably have an old picture of the front of the house showing the driveway before but am too lazy to look it up right now. Trust me, it is much better. They even made the driveway smooth out to the street rather than have a dip. I sometimes forget and slow my car down, then when I roll out to the street it is heavenly.

We bought and planted this delphinium, which entranced Matt with its blue-purple flowers...

... and this clematis, some balloon flowers, and dusty miller.

Tired of the dishwasher not fully cleaning the dishes, I stupidly added just a little bit of dish soap (for handwashing) as "prewash." Bad idea. Llyr was meowing like crazy and I thought he wanted to go out, but after walking into the kitchen to find this, I think he was alerting me that a white, fluffy monster was creeping out of the dishwasher and scaring him.

Luckily it cleaned up pretty easy with a towel. It was mostly suds.

After my craft-visit with Melissa, I picked up Matt and we headed to Arrow Rock for a short vacation to see The Wizard of Oz at the Lyceum Theatre. We stayed at Borgman's Bed and Breakfast, which was really homey and relaxing. I would definitely recommend it.

Sweet old-time quilts and decor in the upper rooms of the house. We also were treated to a delicious breakfast and got to chat with the owner and two other guests the next morning.

We met Mr. Fancy Pants, who made us miss Llyr a little less, since he was practically exactly like him, but with a LOT longer, fluffier hair. He acted a lot like Llyr, too, in all the nice ways. He lives at the B&B.

Right before we headed out, I interviewed at a high school where I've wanted to work eventually, and they offered me the job! Although I'll miss being a GA in the fall, I'm very excited to have a full-time job a year earlier than I planned, in just the place I wanted to work. I'll still be taking one graduate course per semester, so it will be a busy year, but there will be lots of new experiences I am excited about.

We ate at the J. Huston Tavern. They only have one meal option, but it is basically all you can eat. There was fried chicken, roast beef, roasted corn, green beans, mashed potatoes, biscuits with apple butter, fruit, and it was all DELICIOUS. SO FULL AFTERWARDS!

We got hot, amazing cherry cobbler in this adorable little cup for dessert. Very nice celebratory dinner! We'd originally planned this trip as sort of extra-anniversary celebration since we didn't have a lot of time in April to celebrate and we wanted to see the play, but it turned out to be great timing since I got the job that day, too. We didn't plan anything for this night, but just spent time sitting (and reading for me ... still had to do some schoolwork) on the porch swing, and heading to bed early. It was a calm, beautiful day. The next day we ate at the Iron Horse in Blackwater (also delicious) and saw the play with my family. The Wizard of Oz was AMAZING. One of the best plays I've been to, and I love the movie, so there's always that worry that it won't live up to it (being slightly different is fine, but sometimes plays just doesn't seem to do justice to the movies we remember from childhood). I need not have worried - it was spectacular. They even had Ms. Gulch "fly" across stage on her bike, and the lion sounded just like the guy from the movie. Very fun weekend all in all.


Monday, June 10, 2013

Project: Hammock

Finally, the hammock project is finished! I saw this project idea in the May 2013 Martha Stewart Living which had a section about crafts to make with canvas drop cloth. I decided to try the hammock since Matt and I have wanted one for a while. Unfortunately, I think we probably could have bought a cheap-to-decent hammock for as much or possibly less than what I spent making this one. So that's a bit of a bummer, and maybe my suggestion to you should be to just buy a hammock, since it might be cheaper and would certainly be sturdier. However, I am proud of the hammock I made, and as long as it continues to hold up, I think it might have been almost worth it. I also like several of the other drop-cloth crafts and they all look a little simpler and more workable than this one.

I followed the instructions in the MS Magazine . . . but I either didn't follow them in exactly the right way or Martha was being really optimistic with how this would work. I had several snags. I see now looking at the instructions on the webpage that someone else had the same trouble with grommets . . . and I must admit that I'm not sure if anyone much bigger than me (at around 100 pounds) could hold up really well in the hammock I made. Perhaps if I tried to sturdy it in other ways to make it hold better. Well, anyway, after all the work I spent on it I'm still going to tell you about this project, even though it was not an all-around success.

First of all, I had to buy a canvas bigger than I wanted, so that cost more. Martha suggested 6x9 and I went to Westlakes, where they only had 4xsomething and 12x9. That was my own fault - I should have checked Lowe's, too. I ended up spending $22 on the canvas instead of Martha's example of $11.50. I have canvas leftovers, of course, but wish I didn't have to spend the extra. Plus, that meant extra cutting and sewing an edge. Not too big of a deal though.

The first step after this is to fold over the end edges and sew a hem for "reinforcing." I'm guessing Martha (I say Martha, but I realize Martha doesn't actually write hardly any of the articles, and may not even try out all the crafts) meant to help the grommets that come in later keep from ripping out of the canvas. You will see later that this did not work well for me. I should have seen this coming since every time I've used grommets in costumes they've been notorious for ripping out, even when they DON'T have to hold any weight. But I followed the step. The next picture is of the folded over hem and placed grommets. 

So, the grommets and grommet setter are another cost. Martha says to evenly space 18 grommets on each end. The grommet setting kit was $11.50 and extra grommets were basically $5. I could not get the grommet puncher to punch through two layers of the canvas, so instead I snipped a very small x where the grommet would be placed. This allowed me to push one grommet half through the x to be punched. This may have been a mistake that led to ripping, since instead of a round hole in the fabric there were snips that could possibly more easily rip . . . but I really think the fabric would have ripped anyway when I laid on it the first time. If you try it and find out otherwise, let me know.



After all the grommets are set, you can attach the cotton rope. Martha used a really funky pattern to get the rope through the grommets: through the back of the first grommet, through the o-ring, through the front of the second grommet, through the back of the third grommet, through the front of the fourth grommet and through the o-ring again. I followed the directions the first time. I realized later that this hammock would NOT lay anywhere near flat. It wanted to lay halved in the air even after I adjusted the rope - however, maybe this pattern and that type of hammock (the u-shaped rather than flat type) are sturdier? Or maybe just easier to make.



Kitty helping me do a preliminary adjustment of rope inside. Look at that craft mess.



We don't have two trees in our backyard. Well, we do . . . one is giant and old and drops branches all the time and the other, a teeny little willow tree, is on the opposite side of the yard. I used the clothesline pole and a post on the back fence to test it out and adjust some more.



As soon as I laid in the hammock, which was kind of tricky as it wanted to swing sideways, I heard some ripping. Below is what happened when I put weight on the middle grommets.





At this point I decided that maybe using a wooden bar would make the hammock more like I wanted it, and maybe would alleviate some of the pressure on the grommets by dispersing it a little. So, I used two boards I already had to create bars. I had to unstring the rope (took forever!) and lay the grommets over the wood bar to mark exactly where holes needed to be drilled in the bar. I drilled the holes, and restrung the rope, this time through the grommets and wood bar and o-ring. This time, I strung the rope through the o-ring after every hole instead of following Martha's pattern, thinking this would be better in this case. And I took some twine and fixed/reinforced the grommets. Not all of them, mostly the middle ones. So far it seems to have worked. It at least seems to be able to hold my weight without ripping them more.



Above is Llyr helping me decorate the hammock after it was put together. I used a Winnie the Pooh quote: "What I like doing best is Nothing." "How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. "Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it, 'What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?' and you say, 'Oh, Nothing,' and then you go and do it. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering." "Oh!" said Pooh.” 

That quote does not describe me at all, by the way. I always have to be doing something. But I couldn't find any other quotes that had a hammock-y theme . . . and maybe I can enjoy just reading, and not bothering about anything else, in my hammock. 







To hang the hammock, I also had to buy a post and cement it in the ground. I guess there might have been other solutions, but I'm hoping this will work. The 4x4 6-foot post was about $8 and the sandcrete was really cheap. I'm planting some flowers around the post.




Tried the hammock out today and I think if it will continue to hold up, it will be a success, albeit more expensive than I'd wished for a project. The eye hook I used on the post slipped a little when I laid in the hammock, but I twisted it in tighter and I think it may work. The hammock also sags a LOT when I am in it - so if you try this one out, be prepared for that - or maybe you could really "reinforce" and steady this by using other material that is not as stretchy.




Me and kitty in the hammock. Overall, probably not the very best choice of project, since, as I said, I probably could have bought a nice hammock for around the same price (when I factor in the canvas, ropes, o-rings, grommet kit, etc, it was $70+) that would still be enjoyable, even if not handmade. Maybe more enjoyable because I wouldn't have to worry about it falling down to stretching. But, I'm happy enough with this one for now and I will keep trying to find ways to sturdy or improve it if need be.





Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Project: Pokémon Cards

Check out the newest pokémon trio: Kitty Llyr, Llyr, and King Llyr.


Basic starter pokémon Kitty Llyr.
Kitty Llyr evolves into ninja-like Llyr.

Llyr evolves into self-assured King Llyr.
Whoa! Ultra-rare holofoil King Llyr with crown! 
Even more intimidating and powerful!
Admit it, he'd make an awesome pokémon.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Superteam: Short Story from High School


[For an assignment sophomore year. Read this post first. Names shortened to first initials.]

Once upon a time, the way many exciting, fun-filled, and action-packed stories start, a group of five talented heroes came together to form Superteam.

Their names were as follows: Ellye, who was a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and an unparalleled swordswoman; [J] “The Snake”, who was an expert in all things electronic; [J2], the Samurai Ninja; a girl by the alias of H-Ventura, who could understand animals; and [S] “Cute Kitty”, who had the senses and agility of a cat. These five were hired by the CIA to help on secret missions, but that is another story.

Our story begins on a particularly slow day in Smithton Missouri, before the quintet had known of their special talents…

Ellye heard the sound of a car and a motorcycle pull into her driveway. She closed the book she’d been reading, and got up from where she was sitting, outside at the picnic table, and walked over to the gate. Her cousins, [J], [J2], and [S], came over from where they’d parked [J]’s Ford GT and [J2]’s Kawasaki Ninja dirt bike. Ellye opened the back gate and let them in.

“Hey E,” [J] said as he passed. [S] and [J2], or [J2], as they called him, both raised their hands in hello as they all walked up the steps of the front porch and into the house. [J] sat at the table and was followed by Ellye and [S]. [J2] leaned against the wall.

“What are you guys doing today?” Ellye asked.

“Hanging out with you,” supplied [S], resting his head on the table. Ellye nodded.

“So what do you want to do?” she asked.

[J2] tapped his chin and mocked thinking. “Hmmm….how about we…race four wheelers? And my dirt bike?” He looked at the others for an answer.

Ellye laughed. “I saw that coming,” she said, “Sure.”

The four of them went outside and to the barn, where Ellye had two four wheelers. They rode all afternoon on the vast back pasture and only came in when the sun began to sink below the horizon.

Going inside, Ellye asked, “Do you guys want a sandwich or something?” There was a chorus of yeses and into the fridge they dove for ham, turkey, and lettuce sandwiches.

As they finished, [S] asked, “Do you guys want to watch a movie? It’s to dark to do anything outside.”

[J2] swallowed his last bite of sandwich. “I think we should play shuffleboard.” And so began the ritual argument that was shared between [J2] and [S] every weekend at Ellye’s.

“I really feel like a movie tonight, c’mon,” [S] would wheedle.

“But we can play teams in shuffleboard,” [J2] would counter.

“Movie.”

“Shuffleboard.”

“Movie.”

As they quibbled, Ellye shook her head and went to the window. It was evening, and the sun’s light was fading quickly. [J] joined Ellye at the window. He looked for a minute, and then said curiously, “Who do you think is at the end of the driveway?”

Ellye jerked her head in that direction. Sure enough, a car sat at the end of the driveway with its lights on. Ellye squinted. It didn’t look as if anyone was in the car, or near it. “Maybe they…” but they never found out what they may have done, because the next second, Ellye, [J], [J2] and [S] heard a bark, and then a whine from the backyard.

Ellye ran to the back door, flinging it open in her rush to see what was wrong. Her dog, Indiana Jones, had been in the backyard, sitting quietly in a chair on the porch. Now though, she was gone. Instead, the companions could see a dark figure running to the car holding a squirming bundle in its arms.

“Indy!” cried Ellye, running to the back gate. She flung it open and hastened to the driveway. [J] was right behind her, followed by the other two boys.

“Quick, get in the car!” [J] told her, jumping in the driver’s seat of his Ford GT. Ellye threw herself into the passenger’s seat and [S] got in the back. [J2], however, swung himself onto his motorcycle. He started it, peeled out, and began following the dognapper in hot pursuit. [J] did the same, speeding up the gravel road behind him. The gravel road ended, and the chase proceeded onto the highway.

[J2] tried to block the criminal into going into the ditch, but failed, and resigned to following him closely.

The man turned onto three more roads in quick succession, but still the others followed. Then, came the moment they almost lost him. The dognapper turned left onto another road, that couldn’t be seen easily from [J2] and [J]’s views. [J2], who was going top speed, couldn’t slow to get on the curve, and he passed the turn. As he turned to get back on track, [J], who was farther behind, said, “I know how we can keep on his tail, we’ll take the shortcut.

“What shortcut?” asked [S].

“This one,” said [J], “hold on,” and he tore off across a field to their left, cutting right behind the dognapper. [J2] caught up and got behind them, and they raced after the man together.

After a short chase, the man made another attempt to throw them off, and this time it worked. He tore around the edge of a warehouse, that seemed to pop out of nowhere, and was gone. As the others made the same turn, they couldn’t see or hear his car. [J] and [J2] stopped, and everyone got out.

“He must have…I don’t know, maybe he went inside?” [J] threw out into the silence.

The others shrugged and went to the warehouse door. Inside, it was dark, and they couldn’t see the man, but they saw someone else.

A girl was tied to a chair in the middle of the room. [J2] rushed over and untied her, helping her up and taking the gag from her mouth. “Who are you?” he asked.

“H,” said the girl. At their questioning looks, she said, “Just H.”

Ellye asked, “How did you get here?”

H sighed. “I was chasing the dognapper, and, he caught me here earlier today. I’m glad you guys found me.”

“Is he here?”[ J] asked next.

H nodded. “Just went through that door,” she said, pointing to a door on the other side of the room.

“Let’s get him!” cried Ellye, “C’mon.”

The group followed her through the door into another room, which must have been forty or so feet long.
They ran half the length of the room, and then stopped suddenly. A giant pit lay in the center of the big room, ten feet across and flush with the wall. It was ten feet deep, and in the bottom, sniffing ravenously in their direction, was a razorback.

Worse still, the only way across was a thin, suspended tightrope that stretched straight across to the other side of the pit. If one of them could make it there, a board was propped against the wall that could let the others cross. Also, they could spy steps leading up to a doorway on the opposite wall.

“We’ll never make it!” cried Ellye miserably.

“Yes we will,” [S] said from behind her. Everyone looked hopefully at him.

[S] was ten, and, being the youngest, most people probably would have thought that he would be a cumbersome burden to have on a mission such as this. That was not so.

[S] stepped forward and over to the tightrope. He looked down once at the hungry razorback, and it gnashed its long, bloody teeth at him and snarled. [S] gulped and stepped one foot carefully on the rope. Even more slowly, he set the other down beside it. Everyone held their breath.

Balancing on only centimeters of rope, [S] slid his feet forward. He stared straight ahead, as if fearing that if he looked down, that would be the direction he would go. Again, he slid forward. Now he was almost halfway. Another two times he slid forward, passing the halfway point.

Just as he moved forward again, his foot slipped from the rope. His body tilted forward; H gasped.

[S] caught himself in a graceful cartwheel, landing nimbly on both feet at the other side of the pit. The razorback growled.

The other four, still watching from the opposite side, exhaled. [S] sprinted over to the board, and laid it near the tightrope, crossing the pit. It just fit.

[S] stepped on one end, and [J] on the other as H crossed. [J2] followed, then Ellye. [J] was the last to cross. He slid along it, much like [S] had on the rope, while the board creaked and warped beneath him. With no weight on the other end, it began sliding closer to the hole. Just as [J] stepped onto solid ground beside[ S], the board tilted precariously and fell into the pit. It split at the bottom with a resounding crack.
The companions looked at each other for a moment, and then let out sighs of relief.

“That was a close one,” [J] said, as they climbed the steps to the door. Here they stopped again. [J2] reached for the handle, and swung it open. As they stepped inside the dark room, they all gasped.

Inside were rows and rows of dog cages, stacked head high and filled with whining, yapping dogs. The bare-bulb light that hung from the ceiling swung back and forth, casting light briefly over the dogs’ thin faces. Several of the animals were lying in their cages, barely making a sound. H’s hand flew to her mouth and she cried out.

“Where did he go?” [J2] whispered to the others. They shrugged.

“Wait,” H said. She cocked her head, listening. “He’s here. Third row from us,” she said over the yapping dogs.

The other four looked at her in surprise. “How did you…?” Ellye began.

H got a look of wonder on her face, and told them. “The dogs told me.” She stated matter-of-factly. At the stunned looks on the others faces, she said, “No, seriously!”

[J] shook his head in amazement, but said, “I’ll stay and guard this door, you guys try and sneak up on him.” They nodded. “Be careful!” he added, as they tiptoed along the rows of dogs.

As they cleared the third row, they could see a figure standing in the middle, holding a large pipe, and grinning evilly. His lips were pulled back in a devilish snarl, and he laughed coldly. Ellye stepped forward.
Another pipe lay on the ground at her feet. She kicked one end, and it flew up. Catching it, she set herself into a battle stance in front of the man.

For a moment everything was still, even the dogs barks seemed to fade. Then, the man lunged at Ellye. She ducked back as he swung his pipe at her, and she counter-attacked. Her make-shift weapon crashed into his, and there was a resounding ring. The dogs barked louder still, until H yelled, “STOP!” Amazingly, the animals did, falling silent as the man swung again at Ellye. As she looked around her, surprised by the sudden quiet, he swung low and this time hit her right leg. As Ellye fell to her knees though, she flung out her weapon and collided with his side.

The man stumbled backward toward [J2], who caught him with a quick side kick, and the man fell. He got up again though, and stumbled toward [S]. [S] moved agilely out of the way, and the man crashed into a wall.

Ellye stood, leaning on her pipe for support. The man regained his balance, picked up his fallen weapon, and charged her. Ellye, thinking for a brief moment that he looked a lot like a jouster, lifted her own pipe and rammed it into his chest as she ducked to the side. The man stumbled backward again, gasping for lost breath. As he hit the wall, Ellye placed her pipe against his throat, and applied what pressure she could muster. The man dropped his pipe, and, gasping, held his hands up in surrender.

“Guys, could I get a little help?” Ellye called out, and in moments [J2] was at her side with a length of rope, tying the man’s arms and legs.

Ellye let [J2] handle the man, and slid down against a row of dog cages, sighing.[ J] came over and stood in front of her. “I found how to open the dog cages; it’s all on an electronic circuit. Come here and I’ll show you.” He reached out a hand, helped Ellye up, and took her and the others to where a small number pad was fixed to the wall. He pressed a few buttons, and all the cages opened. Luckily, the dogs seemed to sense the need to wait, and stayed in their cages, which eliminated a lot of confusion. One dog did run to the group though, and Ellye scooped it up, letting it lick her face happily. “Indy!” she cried, hugging her little Jack Russell Terrier.

In the end, the group called the police, and a dognapper who had been terrorizing the area of [Town] and [City], [State], was sent to jail. After this, a member from the CIA contacted the group, and all five signed up as secret agents, and they lived happily, and adventurously, ever after.

Thoughts on Some Juvenilia Writing from High School


I was thinking this morning about a series of short stories I worked on when I was in high school about my cousins and I. Actually, I'd been thinking about these stories a lot recently, now that the birthdays of two of my cousins just put us all at the ages I thought we were in the story. I'd been musing about how weird it was to be the age I wrote myself almost ten years ago. Let me give you some background though, because after looking back over those stories, saved on USB, I found that my memories were a little off:

The stories are about “Superteam,” a group of secret agents. The team was made up of my three male cousins, my sister, and myself. I was fifteen when I started writing these. Don't judge. According to the creation date recorded on my documents, I started “Episode 1: The Phantom Disc” on August 20 of my sophomore year of high school. But then I wrote a three-page short story about the same characters for a high school assignment that was apparently created just eight days later. I can't remember if I had actually thought up the idea for the story before the short story was assigned, or if I created “Superteam” solely for my paper and then continued to work on it after. My cousins and I pretended to be secret agents and played Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 all the time when we spent days at my grandmother's house in the summer. I remember talking to them about what they would want their superhero alter-egos to be. In fact, I know I had to have done that before the assignment was due because I remember being unsure if my youngest male cousin would be happy with his alter-ego name choice in the future. He was about five at the time and chose “Cute Kitty.” So I must have started creating the story before I wrote the paper for English II. You know, thinking back I can remember using a floppy disk—that's right, a FLOPPY DISK—to save these in the beginning. That seems so long ago. I also remember losing stories once or twice on those stupid floppy disks. Darn you, floppy disks! So it is likely that the stories were actually started before August of my sophomore year, but I'd had to retype them after losing some material.

The beginnings of the two stories started in sophomore  year differ a bit. The later stories I wrote, a couple over the next two years, match the beginning of the story that was technically started earlier. I think I probably went back to update and add to the one I created first after turning in the one for English II. The beginning of the later stories goes:

*names have been shortened to first initials

Once upon a time, the way many exciting, fun-filled, and action-packed, stories start, five adventurers and their trusty pet monkey came together to form Superteam.
      The quintet of heroes included these: Ellye, a black belt in Taekwondo and an expert swordswoman, and [J] "The Snake", who was amazing with all things electronic and the only person to hack into the CIA mainframe (but that's another story). Also, there was [J2], The Samurai Ninja; a girl by the alias of H-Ventura, who could communicate with animals and had a pet spider monkey named Mufasa; and [S] "Cute Kitty", a boy with the agility of a cat and several other talents. These heroes were hired by the CIA to help with important secret missions.
      Our story begins on a particularly slow day in [Town], [State], on Ellye's farm, where the adventurers hung out when off duty...”

I realized some things looking back over these stories. First, at this time I did not know how to use a colon for lists, as I did it incorrectly in this instance as well as in the assignment for English class, even though there it is worded a little differently. Second, as I found when reading some of the other stories—this realization was a little sad actually—I am not now at the age I was in the stories. I'm older. I thought in the stories I made us (from youngest to oldest) 13, 16, 18, 23, and 23. I thought I did this because I wanted the youngest to be at least 13, and I thought the reason I remembered how old we were was because this year was the year when, between the cousins, three out of five are at significant ages (my oldest cousin and I are just at regular ol' twenty-three). But I was wrong. In one story I wrote that the oldest of us are 20, and in another 21. On a side note, here's how I explain our youth and abilities in one of the later stories through my oldest cousin's viewpoint:

He and Ellye (short for Elizabeth) were both 21, [J2] was 16, [H]; 14, and [S]; 11. All were very capable for their ages, and some more so. All were trained in martial arts, some more than others, and all could take anyone who might attack them, if presented with the opportunity. But there was more beneath the surface, and only those hardened in noticing it would.
      [S], the little rascal, [J] reflected, was only 11, but more advanced that some of the long-time CIA members in their division. He was a nice kid, and would not use violence unless necessary, though it unfortunately was sometimes, but preferred to use his incredible wits to fight villains. His brain had been the deciding factor in many of their endeavors.
      [J2] was the rebel. Though the others had their own spells of striking out or ingeniously thinking up some no-way-this-is-gonna-work-but-somehow-it-does plan, he was by far the one who did it most.
      E, she was the tough one. Sometimes, the most insecure one. [J], being her cousin, knew that sometimes she doubted herself more than the others, but she was also the one who probably loved her job the most. Without this and writing, she would probably be nothing.
      [J] was the eyes and ears of the operation. He prided himself on being observant and cautious, using these abilities to get the job done at all costs. He had just turned 21, [. . .] and was basking in the happiness of being an adult.
      And then there was [H], previously just H. She’d set out on her own at 12, and gone off to do who knows what. Her parents and sister had been shocked, sad, but obviously confident in her, and just a few months ago, she had revealed that she had been [H] all along. She told of how the CIA had contacted her and then heard of her family and their special talents also. They’d watched them for a few months, and when they’d showed superior determination and skill, had also signed them on and put them with [H]. [H] had not fully explained everything that had happened in those months, but [J] attributed this to it only being found out about a couple months ago anyway. He figured in the next few, they would learn more.”

The funniest thing I think is that my sister asked that her story include the semi-running away and making it on her own for a couple years before we all became secret agents. Even at the time I was writing this, when she was only about eight or nine, I was pretty sure she wouldn't be one to do that and make it on her own at 12 years old. It is funny what eight-year-olds think about the future . . . and what fifteen-year-olds think about being a secret agent.

Sadly, I've already passed the age I projected a future self to. But I think that's why these stories still interest me, even though they are silly and not great examples of creative writing, which I so desperately wanted to make a career of for some time (okay, partly still wish I could make a career of). It was interesting to write about myself years in the future and wonder what my life would really be like at that age. Now that age has passed, and I'm not a secret agent. But that's okay, because third, I realized that these stories are ridiculous (an eleven-year-old secret agent?), but I don't care, because they were fun, I enjoyed writing them, and my cousins and sister even got in on giving me suggestions for their secret agent alter-egos. That's why in the version above, the opening includes my sister's “pet spider monkey named Mufasa” who sadly does not make an appearance in the story for my English class.

If you've now gotten a taste and want to read a silly--but perhaps worth a laugh--piece of juvenilia, here is the link to the Superteam story I wrote for English II.

P.S.: Thanks to the English teacher I had for that class, who is one of my favorite teachers of all time, and who always had fun creative writing assignments as well as critical ones later on. The Superteam story was written for an assignment in which we had to use a certain number of vocabulary terms in a three-page short story. Those words are highlighted in the story.